Now where the hell did I leave the damn thing?

Forgot my white vegetable peeler. Forgot to pack this shirt I wanted to return. Neglected to grab these cds I got before I left and, damn it to hell, left my heart. Looked all over for the damn thing and, wouldn't you know it, it's not here. Think I left it back in New York.

Hope you're happy now.

Hope it's chewin all your furniture.

Take good care of it, I'll be back for it someday...